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ByEmma Taubenfeld
Updated: Dec. 11, 2023
These hilarious pickup lines for guys are just the beginning of what could be an epic love story.
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Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest. If you just rolled your eyes, smirked a little, or even both, then hold on tight because these pickup lines are about to get much cornier. Sometimes it’s hard to find the right words when chatting up someone new, but making the other person laugh never fails at breaking the ice. If you’re feeling especially bold, these pickup lines for guys are so tacky, that they won’t be able to help cracking a smile. Make sure to also check out our comprehensive list of the cheesiest pickup lines guaranteed to get a laugh.
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Pretty chill
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
For even more eye-rolls, read up on our corniest jokes that will make you groan.
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Boost his confidence
Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
They may even laugh at one of these bad jokes that are so bad they’re good.
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Everybody loves IKEA
Your eyes are like IKEA… I can get lost in them.
Does your relationship feel like a maze? Check out these relationship jokes that are just way too accurate to make your partner chuckle.
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The pint of no return
You must be the guy who’s going to get me a drink.
Pull out some of these witty bar jokes for any occasion during your next night out.
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Jog my memory
Aren’t you tired running through my mind the whole day?
If these pickup lines for guys are making you snicker, you’ll love our hub of the cutest puns.
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I get a kick out of you
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
Check out our collection of sports jokes which speaking from personal experience, you don’t have to be athletic to find funny.
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Rejection hurts less when paired with cash
I bet you $10 you’re going to turn me down.
Check out these love and marriage cartoons that are hilariously accurate.
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It’s a win-win
Let’s flip a coin. Head, and I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
Your partner will feel extra special if you tell them one of these cheesy jokes about love.
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You’re out of this world!
Boy, you’re the proof that aliens are real, because I think that you just abducted my heart.
Don’t miss these space jokes that will prevent anyone from spacing out.
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Safety first
Let me tie your shoes, ‘cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Think these are good? You’ll love these Tinder pickup lines that’ll make your matches laugh!
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You mocha me crazy
We should go out for coffee sometimes because I definitely like you a latte.
Order a cinnamon pun with your coffee and laugh a latte at these coffee puns.
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My main squeeze
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
Don’t forget to bookmark these nerdy pickup lines that are pretty acute.
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You’re a catch
Do you fish? Because you have me hooked. This makes a great flirty text, too!
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Certainly a keeper
Not even Snape could Severus apart.
Don’t miss these hysterical Harry Potter jokes all muggles need to know.
Am I right?
If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
Next, learn somemath jokesand pickup lines to make your nerdy better half chuckle.
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Ogre achiever
Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you! Make sure you send one of these siriusly funny Harry Potter pickup lines to your favorite muggle.
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And my stomach
Are you a boy scout because you tie my heart in knots. If you really want to impress your sweetheart, these flirty knock-knock jokes will do the trick.
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Heard it through the grapevine
Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.
If you haven’t spit out your drink already from these pickup lines for guys, you definitely will choke over one of these drinking quotes.
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Booked it
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
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Don’t be a chicken
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
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Sweeter than chocolate
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
If you’re chuckling at these pickup lines for guys, don’t miss these 15 punny food pickup lines for a guaranteed laugh.
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Smooth
Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
Speaking of nicknames, here are some adorable ideas for nicknaming your boyfriend.
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A-dough-rable
Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.
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I’ve been studying you
You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
Learn these smooth chemistry pickup lines and these short jokes for when you need to quickly break the ice.
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Good for your health
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
Giggle during your next visit with these doctor and nurse jokes that are sure to get a laugh.
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Could also be the champagne
If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
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Poofect
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Release your ridiculous side with these hilariously dumb jokes.
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Super fine
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print!
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Nothing more romantic than stable Internet
Is your name Wi-Fi because I’m really feeling a connection.
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Swoon!
Oh by the way, I’m wearing that smile you gave me.
After you test out these pickup lines for guys, keep up the banter with these conversation starters that will make you instantly interesting.
Originally Published: January 08, 2021
Author
Emma Taubenfeld
Emma Taubenfeld is a former assistant editor for Reader’s Digest who writes about digital lifestyle topics such as memes, social media captions, pickup lines and cute pets. When she’s not working, you can find Emma reading corny young adult novels, creating carefully curated playlists and figuring out how to spice up boxed mac and cheese.
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